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My Dearest Readers, Some of you, no doubt, have been wondering at my recent absence. Fear not, for I have not forsaken you, nor have I been spirited away to some distant land - although life, in its infinite unpredictability, has done its utmost to derail me. However, I return today, resolute and undeterred with tales to tell and wisdom (or at the very least, mild amusement) to impart. James and His Lamentable Woes Ah, James. My ever-faithful, if somewhat temperamental, motor carriage. It is with a weary but unsurprised heart that I must report yet another unfortunate episode in his long and storied career of mechanical woes. Midway between appointments the week before last, James, in a fit of despair, chose to abandon all pretence of usefulness and ceased operation entirely. The cause of his malaise was, at first, a mystery, but after much deliberation (and, I suspect, a fair amount of eye-rolling from the good people at K&P Motors), it was determined that a flat battery and a redundant brake switch were to blame. Happily, after a brief convalescence, James has been restored to full health and is once again gallantly braving the heavily potholed roads of Sussex. How long this state of grace will last is anyone’s guess, but for now, I shall enjoy the illusion of reliability and remain cautiously optimistic. A Fascinating Foray into the Psychology of Cults In a rare but most enlightening departure from my usual routine, I last night attended a talk at the Brighthelm Centre, accompanied by the most generous Lady Katherine Curlington, where Dr. Elizabeth Mullan unravelled the psychology of cults and coercion. If ever you have wondered how intelligent, rational individuals find themselves pledging unwavering loyalty to charismatic leaders, surrendering autonomy and defending the indefensible - this talk provided some most illuminating answers. Dr. Mullan explored the subtle yet insidious methods of recruitment, from the slow erosion of critical thinking to the intoxicating lure of belonging. Contrary to popular belief, cults do not prey solely upon the naïve; rather, they can attract intelligent, curious individuals seeking purpose or certainty in an uncertain world. Most fascinating was the discussion of why people stay even when confronted with undeniable deception. The fear of ostracization and shame, deep emotional investment and sheer reluctance to admit they’ve been misled all play a role in keeping members ensnared long past the point of reason. The talk certainly left Lady Curlington and I with much to ponder - with a newfound appreciation for the power of belief and a firm resolve to ask questions before following any charismatic leader into the proverbial abyss! A Most Unorthodox Means of Measurement As some of you will know, I have embarked on a determined mission to rid myself of my excess baggage so unceremoniously accumulated during the Great Pandemic. It has been, I must confess, a Herculean effort - one filled with exertions of a most unappealing nature. And yet, despite my best endeavours, I have staunchly avoided stepping onto my most modern (and, I am convinced, most judgmental) weighing device, fearing that its cold, unfeeling digits might deliver a crushing blow to my already wavering enthusiasm. However, fate, in the form of a broken-down shower, had other plans. With no alternative but to submit myself to the confines of the bathtub, I was filled with deep apprehension. You see, dear readers, history had not been kind to me in this regard. In previous months, when forced to partake in a bath, I had encountered a most regrettable  phenomenon: upon lowering myself into my somewhat snug tub, I had, in effect, created a dam - one which prevented water from reaching the lower half of the bath, leaving it as dry as the desert, while the upper half threatened to spill forth like an untamed river! Thus, I braced myself for yet another awkward and undignified encounter with the laws of physics - only to discover, to my utter astonishment , that the water now flowed freely past me! No longer did my posterior act as a blockade! No longer did the tides rise and fall at my command! It was, in every sense, a glorious revelation, one that demonstrated, at long last, my efforts had not been in vain. Now, I make no claims to scientific rigour, but I am willing to declare this a most satisfying measure of success. A finer proof of progress, I daresay, than any scale could provide!   Miss Margaret Handsome’s Marvellous World Book Day Today, in the otherwise peaceful town of Burgess Hill, Miss Margaret Handsome has set off for school in the most splendid of World Book Day ensembles - none other than Willy Wonka himself. With deep purple coat tails swishing, top hat perched at a rakish angle and carefully crafted cane in hand, she strode forth, every inch the eccentric chocolatier. Clutched tightly in her other hand was her most cherished tale, the very book that had inspired her transformation. Armed with Wonka’s peculiar charm and a mischievous twinkle in her eye, young Margaret entered the school gates, ready to dazzle, delight, and perhaps - just perhaps - hand out a golden ticket or two. One can only imagine the marvel of her classmates as she stepped into the classroom, a vision  of literary dedication. And as for next year? Well, who knows what character will emerge from the ever-imaginative mind of Miss Handsome… A Gladiatorial Spectacle in Bognor Regis At Butlin’s during February half-term, echoes of ancient Rome could be heard as some of the stars of the BBC’s Gladiators  reboot made a triumphant appearance, thrilling audiences with their displays of strength and prowess. Children and adults alike had the chance to witness these modern-day warriors up close, as they clashed in feats of endurance and agility, proving that even in our technologically advanced age, the allure of gladiatorial combat remains as captivating as ever. Alas, I was most sorry to have missed this grand spectacle! One can only imagine the atmosphere - the roar of the crowd, the dramatic contests of skill and the sheer theatricality of it all. But even more regrettable than my own absence, I daresay, was that of my most esteemed friend, the Duchess of Portislaird, who must have been positively beside herself at missing such an opportunity to don her giant foam finger and enthusiastically champion her chosen gladiators. No doubt she would have provided fervent and unwavering support from the sidelines, quite possibly to the alarm of those seated nearby. One can only hope that another such event arises in the future so that we may rectify this most unfortunate omission - foam fingers and leotards at the ready. Upcoming Events: A Season of Culture, Curiosity and Celebration As the days grow longer and the first whispers of spring stir the Sussex air, a host of splendid events awaits those seeking literary inspiration, celestial wonders, cultural revelry, or artisanal delights. From the wisdom of seasoned women writers to the joyous energy of an Irish céilí and from stargazing under the vast Sussex sky to the craftsmanship of Brighton’s finest makers, there is truly something to intrigue, educate and entertain. Whether one wishes to dance, discover, debate, or delight in handmade wonders, the coming weeks promise an abundance of diversions - each an opportunity to step away from the ordinary and into something rather extraordinary .   Celebrating Women Writers in Brighton   Date: 15 March 2025 Location: Jubilee Library and The Old Courtroom, Brighton Admission: See website for individual workshop and discussion ticket prices A most distinguished literary affair is soon to grace the vibrant streets of Brighton, as the inaugural Forthwrite Festival prepares to take centre stage. This festival is dedicated to the voices of women writers over 50, a demographic too often overlooked in the literary world, yet brimming with wisdom, wit, and the kind of storytelling that only experience can shape. Attendees can look forward to insightful discussions, workshops, and industry panels, offering a rare opportunity to glean knowledge from those who have honed their craft over decades. A celebration of resilience, creativity, and the power of words, this promises to be a festival where literature is not only read but lived . One can only hope that the event will provide ample opportunity for impassioned debates, literary musings over tea, and the occasional scandalous memoir revelation!   St. Patrick’s Céilí at the Shelter Hall Date: Sunday 16 March, 3pm & 5pm Venue: Shelter Hall, Brighton Admission: Free - spaces are limited, so advance booking is highly recommended. For those yearning for a touch of Irish merriment, the St. Patrick’s Céilí at Shelter Hall promises an afternoon of lively music, dancing, and good cheer. Led by the supremely talented Sutton Acoustic, this traditional Irish dance gathering is sure to be a highlight of the weekend, whether you’re a seasoned stepper or a wide-eyed novice with two left feet. Fear not - Sutton Acoustic will be on hand to guide the crowd through the steps, ensuring that all who partake are swept up in the joyous, rhythmic revelry that only a true céilí can provide. And as if the prospect of an afternoon of dancing weren’t enticing enough, the first 25 attendees at each session shall be rewarded with a free pint of Guinness - a most generous Irish welcome indeed! This event is open to all ages and abilities, so gather your friends, family, and ample enthusiasm for an unforgettable celebration. An Evening Among the Stars: Astronomy Night Date: 28 March 2025 Time: 7.30 pm - 9.30 pm Location: RSPB Pagham Harbour Selsey Road Sidlesham West Sussex PO20 7NE Tickets: £12.50 per person / £10 for members Just last week, Southdowns Senior and I found ourselves braving a bitterly cold evening on the beach, determined to spot the seven visible planets with nothing but our own enthusiasm and a (very) vague sense of direction. Alas, our limited astronomical knowledge soon led to much confusion and contradiction - was that a distant world or merely an ambitious aircraft? Was that glowing speck Jupiter or simply an overzealous torch-carrying seagull in the distance? In the end, we concluded that guidance was most certainly required. For those similarly intrigued by the wonders of the night sky, the upcoming Astronomy Night with the South Downs Astronomical Society promises an evening of clarity rather than celestial chaos. Attendees will learn to recognise the winter and spring constellations, understand the Cosmos and our place within it, and, most excitingly, have the chance to observe deep space objects through high-quality telescopes - with no risk of mistaking Venus for an especially bright streetlamp. Whether you’re a seasoned stargazer or a hopeful novice (as we were), this promises to be an illuminating and unforgettable evening under the stars. A perfect opportunity to swap uncertainty for understanding—and perhaps, at long last, correctly identify at least one planet!   Makers Market at Brighton Open Market Dates: Every last Saturday of the month – next event: Saturday, 29 March 2025 Venue: Brighton Open Market Admission: Free For those with an eye for the unique and a heart for the handmade, the Makers Market at Brighton Open Market is a treasure trove of creativity and craftsmanship. Here, artisans and makers gather to showcase an exceptional selection of handmade wonders - from art and gifts to stylish homewares, delectable treats, and bespoke clothing. But the delights do not end at the stalls! The market’s permanent shops and cafés offer even more to discover, making it a perfect destination for a leisurely day of browsing, shopping, and indulging. This vibrant market takes place on the last Saturday of every month (excluding August), so whether you seek a one-of-a-kind gift, an addition to your home, or simply the pleasure of supporting local makers, be sure to mark your calendar!   A Fond Farewell (for Now) And so, dear readers, as I finally conclude this most eventful chronicle, I am reminded once again of the marvellous unpredictability of life - one moment stranded by a motor carriage with more character than reliability, the next pondering the intricacies of cult psychology or the vast mysteries of the cosmos. I cannot say what new adventures, misadventures, and minor catastrophes the coming weeks shall bring, but I shall, of course, report back in due course. Perhaps with further vehicular lamentations, or a newfound mastery of Irish dancing (though I suspect the latter remains a most ambitious aspiration). Until then, may your roads be smoother than mine, your literary debates lively and your bathwater unimpeded. Yours in cautious optimism and inevitable absurdity, Lady Southdowns

Dearest and Most Esteemed Readers, The week past has been one of extraordinary spectacles, remarkable encounters, and curious discoveries. From majestic marine visitors gracing our shores to the naming of a mischievous new resident at Drusillas Park, Sussex has once again proven itself a county brimming with delightful occurrences and stirring tales. With excursions into the countryside, encounters with fearless maids of la mer and even a venture into the realm of the paranormal, this edition promises to be as varied as it is engaging. So, fetch yourself a cup of something fortifying, settle into your favourite armchair, and allow me to regale you with the most captivating happenings Sussex has to offer. A Spectacle Upon the Waves A most extraordinary sight graced our Sussex shores last month, for a pod of dolphins was observed frolicking off the coast of Eastbourne! The keen-eyed Simon Logan bore witness to this magnificent spectacle some 15 miles from Beachy Head, where approximately fifty common dolphins danced upon the waves. Amongst this merry company were juveniles and calves, as confirmed by the Sussex Dolphin Project , whose diligent efforts ensure that such enchanting encounters do not go unrecorded. Their distinguished managing director, Thea Taylor, remarked upon the rarity of these striking visitors to our shores, noting that these playful creatures are known to gather in far greater numbers than their marine brethren, sometimes forming pods into their hundreds. For now, the Sussex Dolphin Project continues its noble endeavour to gather intelligence on these wondrous beings, relying upon the observations of those fortunate enough to witness their passage. While their aspirations for a dedicated research vessel are yet to be realised, each sighting submitted by the good people of Sussex serves as another step towards a greater understanding of the dolphins that grace our waters. As for myself, those among you who are well acquainted with my precise abode shall know that I have positioned my binoculars most strategically. Should these delightful creatures deign to venture closer to my stretch of coastline, rest assured, dear readers, I shall attempt to be the first to report it! A Most Refined Afternoon Amongst the Flora This past Sunday, I was most fortunate to enjoy a visit to One Garden Brighton  in the most illustrious company of the Duchess of Portislaird . This splendid retreat remains a favourite of mine - a place to revel in nature, good conversation, and a most excellent (and well deserved) hot chocolate. We took up residence at the far end of a table, in prime position for an encounter with the local winged beasts of the red-breasted variety. And those audacious little creatures, with a bit of coaxing and a crumb or two, honoured us with their presence. The Duchess, a true marvel with a photographic device, managed to capture one of these well-fed little devils, preserving him in digital immortality. And so, dear reader, as the afternoon waned and a rather melancholy grey hue settled over the gardens, I found myself most reluctant to depart. But alas, even the most splendid of outings must come to an end. With a final farewell to our feathered companions and a promise to return soon, we made our way homeward, our spirits lifted and our hearts full from an afternoon most delightfully spent. However, before we departed, I had the most unexpected encounter - I found myself unnaturally close to the most sociable of squirrels, a creature of most magnificent proportions, sporting the bushiest tail I have ever had the pleasure of beholding. He/She/They (for out of respect, I abstained from inspecting it's regions) regarded me with an air of knowing mischief, and I dare say, for a fleeting moment, we shared an unspoken understanding - a most delightful encounter indeed!   The Winter Bathers of Seaford: A Tale of Courage and Ice As news reaches me from the Earl of Lindinsfarne , I am regaled with tales of the bravest of souls - plucky sea swimmers who, just yesterday undeterred by the winter chill, took to the waters of Seaford before retreating to the warmth of The Nomadic Sauna  at what3words location voltage.juices.leathers , a most inviting pop-up sauna! And truly, dear readers, what a selection of words to define such an establishment! Voltage , as one is jolted awake by the icy embrace of the sea; Juices , as one's lifeblood surges in defiance of the cold; and Leathers , perhaps a nod to the resilience required for such an endeavour - or merely a poetic quirk of fate! Whatever the case, the Earl was most struck by their fortitude, and I must say, I cannot help but admire their resilience - though I should not be tempted to partake in such endeavours myself! But one must wonder - could the Earl have unwittingly borne witness to the fabled Seaford Mermaids ? Are these daring bathers mere mortals, or do they possess an enchantment that allows them to withstand the frigid embrace of the winter waves? A mystery for the ages, dear readers, and one I shall ponder as I remain firmly wrapped in my winter finery! A Name Fit for a Princely Primate In further news of local delight, Drusillas Park has at last concluded its much-anticipated competition to name their charming baby Sulawesi black crested macaque. After receiving an astonishing 1,500 submissions, the winning name has been revealed - Mango! The competition inspired an outpouring of creativity, with contenders such as ‘Moonhoohoo,’ ‘Elmo,’ and ‘Maui’ among the standout entries. Ultimately, the victorious submission came from Stacey Wall, whose three-year-old son took one glance at the little primate and declared him a Mango! Head Keeper Mark Kenward expressed his delight at the choice, declaring it a most fitting name for such a mischievous and lovable creature. Sulawesi black crested macaques are, alas, among the world’s 25 most endangered primates, making Mango’s arrival all the more precious. The zoo’s revered manager, Sue Woodgate, spoke of the grave dangers these creatures face in the wild, from deforestation to hunting for meat and the vital role that conservation efforts play in ensuring their survival. For those who wish to catch a glimpse of young Mango, his devoted parents, Kera and Moteck, have now begun to introduce him to the public, allowing visitors to witness his boundless energy and endearing antics.   A Brush with the Paranormal Now, dear readers, I turn my attention to something a little more peculiar and find myself compelled to pose a question - do any of you believe in the supernatural? I must confess that I have rarely been one to entertain ghostly matters, yet a recent experience left me so unsettled that I was compelled to binge the entire first series of Uncanny in search of similar occurrences! The esteemed Danny Robbins, with his most singular haunting gazes, serves as the perfect host, though I shall admit that, after a few episodes I struggled to find repose! Pray, if you have your own tales of the paranormal, do share them , for I am most intrigued.   Sussex’s Most Splendid Upcoming Engagements & Diversions As the social season unfolds, Sussex once again brims with grand amusements, exhilarating spectacles, and cultural delights most worthy of one’s attention. Whether one desires an evening of dazzling illuminations, a jaunt through history’s most dramatic moments or a whimsical woodland adventure, there is no shortage of engagements to fill the diary and stir the soul. And so, dear readers, allow me to present a modest selection of the most enticing diversions soon to grace our beloved county!   Finding the Old Oak Tree Adventure Dates:  Friday 14 February – 16 March 2025 Time: 10am – 4pm Location:  Standen House and Garden, East Grinstead Cost of Admission:  Standard admission charges apply for the venue, plus £1 for the trail sheet A Tale of Woodland Whimsy  – Set forth on an enchanting escapade through the ancient groves of Standen, guided by the captivating world of Finding the Old Oak Tree from Tawny Owl Wood  by the talented author Louise A. Shaw. This self-led quest beckons explorers of all ages to follow in the nimble footsteps of young Emilia as she seeks out the venerable Old Oak Tree and unravels the secrets of its hidden inhabitants. For the modest sum of £1 per child, little adventurers shall receive their very own trail sheet - an invitation to uncover nature’s hidden magic, where every rustling leaf and hollowed trunk may house a story waiting to be told!   Half Term History Makers at Battle Dates:  Saturday 15 Feb - Sunday 23 Feb 2025 Time: 10am – 4pm Location:  1066 Battle of Hastings, Abbey and Battlefield Cost of Admission:  Free to members, standard entry price for non-members A Journey Through Time & Triumph  – Venture forth, dear reader, to the hallowed grounds of Battle Abbey, where history is not merely remembered - it is relived! This February half-term, prepare for heroic feats and lively storytelling, as the epic clash between the Normans and Saxons is brought to life before your very eyes. Join in the rollicking tales of invasion and conquest, where the fate of England was decided upon these very fields. Then, don your armour (in spirit, if not in steel) and step into the ranks of Junior Norman Cavalry Training and Saxon Combat School, where aspiring warriors may test their mettle and learn the arts of battle. Whether you come as a scholar of history or an eager combatant, this promises to be an adventure most thrilling!   Laser Show on Chichester Canal Basin Dates:  Friday 21 and Saturday 22 February 2025 - Different displays at 6pm and 7:30pm Location:  Chichester Canal Basin, Canal Wharf, Stockbridge Road, Chichester PO19 8DT Cost of Admission:  Free A Symphony of Light and Water - Prepare to be enchanted as the Chichester Canal Basin is transformed into a kaleidoscope of brilliance. With performances at 6pm and 7:30pm, this year unveils a most thrilling addition - a colossal water screen upon which cherished scenes from beloved films shall be illuminated in dazzling synchrony with laser lights and music! Should you require sustenance amidst such splendour, food and drink stalls shall be at your service, while the Canal Café shall stand ready to offer refreshment to those seeking a moment’s repose.   Thus concludes our latest chronicle of delightful spectacles, daring feats, curious happenings and exhibitions yet to come. From the frolicking dolphins off our coast to the frostbitten bravery of Seaford’s sea swimmers, Sussex has once again provided no shortage of marvels. I shall await, with binoculars at the ready, for the next curious visitor to grace our shores, and no doubt, the coming days shall bring more scandal, spectacle, and social amusements to entertain us further. Until we meet again, dear reader, may your days be filled with charming diversions, your evenings with delightful company, and should fate conspire to lead you into the unexpected, may the most gallant of souls rise to meet you! Yours most sincerely,  Lady Southdowns P.S. 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Dearest readers, I must beg your indulgence for this unscheduled missive, but I simply cannot contain my delight until my usual weekly chronicle! Last evening, I had the great fortune of attending Sing-along-a The Greatest Showman  at Brighton's Theatre Royal, and it was an experience so utterly joyous, so unreservedly exuberant, that I feel compelled to share it with you at once. Accompanied by an impassioned crowd and Southdowns Senior (my most esteemed mama), we entered the grand theatre, quite unaware of the spectacle that awaited us. The air hummed with anticipation, and amongst us were the most enthusiastic young misses, resplendent in their finest, glittering attire, ready for an evening of revelry. Upon taking our seats, we were presented with a most peculiar bag of props, each item a mystery to us. What, pray, were we to do with them? But fear not, dear readers, for enlightenment arrived swiftly in the form of our most charming and quick-witted host - indeed, one of the most delightfully spirited Mistress of Ceremonies I have ever encountered. With impeccable comedic flair, she guided us through the evening’s proceedings, ensuring that every prop had its purpose and every guest was primed for participation. This was no ordinary night at the theatre, no solemn viewing to be observed in hushed reverence. No, dear readers - this was an occasion for unbridled merriment! And participate we did. As the lights dimmed and the first triumphant chords of The Greatest Show  rang out, the theatre erupted. For this was nobody’s first encounter with The Greatest Showman , though never had it been seen (or heard) quite like this. Each beloved musical number - from ' The Greatest Show' to ' This Is Me' , from ' From Now On'  to ' Never Enough'  - was met with raucous enthusiasm. The entire congregation danced, sang, clacked their clackers, waved their candles, and even tore up their ‘tickets’ in a frenzy of theatrical delight. But perhaps the greatest marvel of all was this: it was not those upon the screen who shone the brightest, but the audience themselves. Never before have I witnessed such a display where the true spectacle was not merely in the performance, but in the boundless energy and passion of those who partook in it. And still, dear readers, the revelry did not end when the final note faded. As the doors of the theatre flung open, we spilled into the streets, our spirits soaring as high as our voices. Lords, Ladies, Masters and Misses alike, caught in the magic of the evening, burst forth singing their way home, the melodies of The Greatest Showman  echoing into the night. Laughter rang through the crisp evening air, footsteps danced upon the cobbles, and for a moment, the world felt as if it, too, was part of the grandest performance of all. And so, dear readers, I urge you - should such an opportunity present itself again, do not hesitate! For this was not merely an evening at the theatre; it was a jubilant celebration of music, of joy, and of the sheer, uncontainable magic of collective revelry. Until next time, I remain, as ever, your devoted chronicler, Lady Southdowns

Dearest and Most Esteemed Readers, What a riotous time it has been in our fair county of Sussex and no doubt an equally riotous one to come! Scandal! Mischief! Musical revelry! Animals behaving in the most unbecoming manner! It seems that every corner of our cherished land has played host to a spectacle worthy of great discussion over afternoon tea. And as if that were not enough, I have taken it upon myself to assemble for you a collection of the most enticing upcoming engagements to fill your social diary. So, fetch yourself a fine cup of tea (or a glass of something rather stronger, should your constitution require it) and prepare to be deliciously entertained! Musical Revelry at the Theatre Royal Dearest readers, I must confess my unbridled anticipation for an upcoming affair of the utmost grandeur. This very Monday the 3rd of February , I shall be in attendance at the Theatre Royal in Brighton for a singalong production of The Greatest Showman . Oh, what a scene it shall be! A great hall filled with voices, some melodious and others, no doubt, of a more enthusiastic variety. What a joy to cast aside the solemnities of everyday decorum and allow one’s voice to rise in unison with fellow admirers of musical splendour. I shall be watching most keenly to see who among the attendees shall prove themselves the most unapologetically theatrical! If you are also to be in attendance, do make yourself known - I shall be the one singing just slightly louder than is considered entirely appropriate! Drusillas Park: The Naughty and the Nice In news most charming (and not without a hint of scandal), Drusillas Park published its 2024 ‘Naughty and Nice’ List , wherein the most angelic and the most incorrigible of its animal residents are named and shamed. At the top of the ‘Naughty’ list - and what a delightful little villain he is - stands Dunk , a Humboldt penguin with a particular penchant for nipping at the knees of his keepers. A true rogue of the highest order! Fittingly, this mischievous fellow was named after none other than Lewis Dunk , the forthright captain of Brighton & Hove Albion – it seems that Dunk and his namesake share a knack for disruption both on and off the pitch! And on the ‘Nice’ list, a most impeccable creature: Tank the Armadillo , heralded as ‘perfect in every way.’ But tell me, dear readers - might he simply be an expert in deception? A charmer, masquerading as an innocent? I shall watch his movements with keen interest! For those who wish to cast their own judgments upon these delightful creatures, Drusillas Park is offering an extraordinary Half-Term treat—children can visit for just £1! A most generous opportunity to experience the wonders of Sussex’s finest zoo at a most agreeable price. Be swift, dear readers, for such an offer shall not last forever! Sussex: The New Darling of the Discerning Traveller It comes as no surprise to those of us fortunate enough to call Sussex our home that esteemed publication Condé Nast Traveller has bestowed upon our beloved county the honour of being named one of the "25 Best Places to Go" in 2025. At long last, the wider world has awakened to what we have always known - Sussex is a land of unrivalled beauty, history, and cultural refinement, worthy of admiration and, indeed, of envy. With its harmonious blend of timeless grandeur and modern sophistication, our county stands poised to rival even the celebrated Cotswolds, though I daresay Sussex remains all the more charming for being the lesser-trodden gem. From the rolling South Downs, where nature’s tranquillity reigns supreme, to the lively streets of Brighton, where curious boutiques, historic inns, and elegant promenades invite leisurely indulgence, Sussex offers delights at every turn for those with the good fortune to explore them. Meanwhile, the unveiling of the King Charles III England Coast Path grants visitors the opportunity to traverse an unparalleled scenic expanse, winding from Shoreham-by-Sea to Eastbourne, where cliff-top vistas, salt-tinged air, and the murmur of the waves provide a most invigorating retreat. That Sussex has at last received its due recognition is most gratifying, though we, its devoted residents, have long held its virtues close to our hearts. And so, while new admirers may flock to experience its wonders, let them know they are merely discovering what we Sussex folk have always known - that there is nowhere quite like home. The Tragic Tale of James, My Noble Steed Permit me, dear reader, a moment of indulgence, for I feel compelled to recount a tale from my own most eventful existence. A story which, though it may seem but a trifle to some, has left upon my mind an impression most vivid and deserving of your attention. It is with great humility - and no small degree of dramatic flourish - that I must recount to you the series of calamities that have befallen my most trusty and loyal steed this past week. Alas, my dear carriage, James, who has served me faithfully upon the roads of Sussex, fell victim to the most tragic and untimely ailments! It all began as I embarked upon a perfectly routine journey, only to find myself quite suddenly abandoned by my vehicle in what can only be described as a most distressing manner. The engine spluttered, the lights dimmed and before I could even utter a prayer, my noble conveyance had resigned itself to a most inconvenient halt. I, an unaccompanied lady (with no footman nor gallant knight in sight), was thus left at the mercy of fate. But, dear reader, let it be known: the valiant heroes of the AA  rode to my rescue with all the swiftness and gallantry of a regiment charging into battle! With kindness, efficiency, and the utmost professionalism, these modern-day knights restored me to safety, ensuring that I was neither left alone nor entirely at the mercy of the elements. Yet, the saga did not end there! Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the villainous culprit of my vehicular woes was none other than a treacherous alternator, whose time upon this earth had most definitively expired. I feared, momentarily, that all was lost - but then, dear reader, enter K&P Motor Services  in Seaford, a most distinguished establishment of mechanical wizards who, in a feat of engineering prowess, replaced the accursed part and restored my carriage to full glory in a matter of hours. What 5-star, impeccable, truly first-rate service! The fine gentlepeople at K&P Autos were not only quick and efficient but also soothing to the nerves of a lady in vehicular despair. Thus, let this serve as both a cautionary tale (for one must never trust an aging alternator) and a resounding endorsement of the AA’s chivalrous road assistance and the inestimable excellence of K&P Autos. Should you ever find yourself in need of motoring salvation, look no further - these heroes are the very saviours of Sussex’s stranded souls!   Upcoming Events Most Worthy of Your Attention As the social season in Sussex continues to flourish, I am delighted to present a selection of forthcoming events that promise to enchant and entertain. From celestial observations to theatrical delights, our county offers a plethora of engagements to suit the most discerning of tastes. Stargazing at Beachy Head Date:  Saturday 8 February 2025 Location:  Beachy Head, Eastbourne Cost of Admission:  Free Perched upon the majestic cliffs of Beachy Head, where the land meets the infinite sky, prepare for an evening of celestial enchantment. As darkness descends, the heavens shall unveil their brilliance, a glittering expanse of cosmic wonder. Guided by learned astronomers, you shall traverse the mysteries of the night sky, from shimmering constellations to distant galaxies, each twinkling light a story waiting to be told. Whether you are a seasoned scholar of the stars or a humble admirer of their splendour, this promises to be an evening of boundless awe and cosmic reverie. Stargazing at Beachy Head - Visit Eastbourne   'Pride & Prejudice (sort of)' at Chichester Festival Theatre Dates:  Tuesday 11 February – Saturday 15 February 2025 Venue:  Chichester Festival Theatre, Chichester Cost of Admission:  £10 - £48 Experience Jane Austen's classic tale as you have never witnessed it before! This bold and brilliantly witty adaptation promises to breathe fresh life into the beloved saga of Elizabeth Bennet and the dashing Mr. Darcy, offering a whirlwind of irreverence, charm, and unexpected delight. These are set to be performances of theatrical ingenuity, sure to captivate admirers of literature and the stage alike. Pride & Prejudice* (*sort of) | Chichester Festival Theatre   Valentine's Day Dinner at Amberley Castle Dates:  Friday 14 February – Saturday 15 February 2025 Venue:  Amberley Castle, Amberley Cost of Admission:  £120 pp Within the storied walls of Amberley Castle, where history whispers through every ancient stone, romance shall reign supreme. Guests shall indulge in a sumptuous repast, exquisitely prepared for the occasion, while surrounded by the grandeur of this medieval stronghold, its flickering candlelight and timeworn charm setting the scene for an evening of enchantment. This gathering is poised to offer couples a most memorable sojourn into the realm of timeless romance. Latest Events & Offers - Amberley Castle The Incident Room at The New Venture Theatre Dates:  Friday 14 February – Friday 22 February 2025 Venue:  The New Venture Theatre, Brighton Cost of Admission:  £10 - £12 Step inside the Millgarth Incident Room, Leeds, the very heart of Britain’s largest-ever manhunt, where the pursuit of a shadowy figure grips a nation in fear. Within these walls, the weight of justice hangs heavy as Sergeant Megan Winterburn and her fellow officers toil ceaselessly, their every effort consumed by the desperate race to unmask a spectre that haunts the streets. With public scrutiny mounting and the case spiralling into ever more audacious and unconventional tactics, the search takes on a feverish urgency, exposing the relentless pressures and perils of the pursuit. Penned by Olivia Hurst & David Byrne and directed by Richard Lindfield, this evocative production delves into the dark recesses of history, unearthing the trials and tribulations of those ensnared in a case that gripped the nation. Featuring strong language, scenes of violence and unsettling themes, this is not a tale for the faint of heart. Haze effects will be in use. Tickets are now available for those prepared to step into the very depths of this chilling chapter of British criminal history. THE INCIDENT ROOM at NEW VENTURE THEATRE event tickets from TicketSource   Nature Heroes: Dino Detective at Wakehurst Dates:  Saturday 15 February – Sunday 23 February 2025 Location:  Wakehurst, Haywards Heath Cost of Admission:  £4 - £14.50 Venture back in time to an era when giants roamed the earth and mysteries lay buried beneath the soil. At Wakehurst, young explorers shall don the mantle of 'Dino Detectives,' unearthing the secrets of prehistoric creatures through hands-on exhibits, interactive discoveries, and thrilling fossil-hunting adventures. This promises to be a captivating and enlightening outing for families seeking both education and excitement during the half-term break. Nature Heroes: Dino Detective | Kew February Half Term Fun at Drusillas Park Dates:  Saturday 15 February – Sunday 23 February 2025 Location:  Drusillas Park, Berwick Cost of admission:  Varies - see website for special offers Drusillas Park flings wide its gates for a week of wonder and wild encounters, where even the most mischievous of its residents - and yes, Dunk the Humboldt penguin himself - shall no doubt be up to their usual antics. Offering an extraordinary menagerie of experiences for families seeking adventure, this half-term celebration comes with an added delight - children may enter for just £1! From up-close meetings with exotic creatures to whimsical play areas brimming with laughter, this lively affair is set to provide thrills, amusement, and delightful diversions throughout the half-term holiday. Best Zoo in South East & Sussex | Family Days Out | Drusillas Park Lemoncello at Pinot & Picasso Dates:  Friday 28 February Location:  Pinot & Picasso Brighton Venue Cost of Admission: £39 If ever there were an event to lift the spirits and tantalise the senses, this must surely be it! Prepare to embrace the zestiest of artistic endeavours as you sip, swirl, and paint your way to citrus-infused brilliance. Under the expert tutelage of a most talented and patient artist, guests shall be guided step by step in the creation of a delightfully vibrant masterpiece - a tribute to the ever-cheerful lemon! Whether you are a seasoned virtuoso or have never so much as lifted a brush, fear not; this evening promises to be as lighthearted as it is creative. Lemoncello | Pinot & Picasso Brighton   Thus concludes our latest chronicle of Sussex’s most splendid happenings and forthcoming engagements - a week adorned with revelry, intrigue and the occasional waddling scoundrel. May these accounts provide both delight and diversion as we meander through the ever-unfolding tapestry of our shared story. Yet, as all things must, this edition draws to a close, though I daresay the coming days shall bring no shortage of scandal, spectacle, and social amusements to entice and enthrall. Until we meet again, dear reader, may your engagements be many, your inconveniences be few, and should fate conspire to waylay you upon your travels, may gallant souls appear in your hour of need! Yours most sincerely, Lady Southdowns

Esteemed reader, Allow me to take this moment to extend my warmest salutations and a most gracious welcome to my humble corner of the world - an endeavor I have most delightfully christened Lady Southdowns . It is here, amid the virtual promenade of our age, that I shall take up my pen to entertain, enlighten, and, dare I say, amuse those who grace these pages with their presence. The spirited seaside city of Brighton & Hove and the Sussex coast with it’s bustling promenades, intriguing oddities and ever-colorful society, shall form the canvas upon which I paint my tales. From whispered gossip to curious encounters, from the dazzling soirées of our fashionable set to the most unusual spectacles this town has to offer - rest assured, dear reader, that nothing of note shall escape my notice. Furthermore, I shall endeavor to serve as your most diligent guide to the happenings of our fine locale. Expect lively accounts of recent amusements and an ever-attentive eye upon the horizon, pointing you toward the most delightful gatherings, fairs, exhibitions, and events to come. Whether you wish to relive the revelries of last week’s masquerade or plan your attendance at the next grand assembly, you shall find it all within these writings. But let it not be said that I neglect the modern means by which society gathers! You may follow Lady Southdowns  not only here but across the bustling salons of TikTok, Facebook and YouTube, where I shall share glimpses into my life, curious happenings, and delightful snippets from my adventures. There, you shall find videos of Brighton’s finest offerings, lively commentary on the town’s quirks, and perhaps even a touch of Regency-inspired whimsy. Indeed, even as I pen these words, Brighton has been alight with amusements both curious and captivating. On two Fridays past, the vivacious Lady Katherine Curlington was spotted gracing a candlelight concert at the Royal Pavilion , where the renowned Sussex String Quartet  delivered a spirited performance of tunes by two zesty new and upcoming bands - Coldplay  and Imagine Dragons.  While the music enchanted the audience, Lady Curlington herself encountered a most modern dilemma: her daring choice of a attire (a jumpsuit) though undeniably striking, proved less than practical when the need for refreshment breaks arose. One can only hope that, next time, she considers both style and convenience in her sartorial choices. Ah, but before I conclude, a word of caution, dear reader: while I remain committed to preserving my true identity, I must remind you that I could very well be in attendance at the next event you frequent. Pray, conduct yourself with the utmost decorum, for you never know when Lady Southdowns might be observing from the shadows, quill in hand, ready to immortalize your actions in the annals of my writings. It is my sincerest hope that these missives—and my ventures across social media—shall provide not only a touch of diversion but also inspiration for your own adventures within our beloved seaside haven. Let this be the beginning of a most delightful companionship, dear reader, as together we navigate the quirks, quarrels, and quintessential charms of Brighton and Hove. With the warmest regards and an eye forever on the lookout for the next tale, Lady Southdowns